Toddlers

Whoa. Can I just say, toddlers are cray cray. Three toddlers in the same house, with no toys, and just adult entertainment, along with infant toys = recipe for disaster. My friends Anna and Normita came over with their kids and boy did the house feel like there was 10 kids when in actuality, there were only 3. I mean, screaming, running, getting nekkid, taking off their pamper, rubbing their booty and balls all over everything, spitting up cheez its on the floor, eating my turon, throwing sandals, hiding Maya's books in the fireplace...and this was just Lucas. Can you imagine what they ALL did? haha.

I am going to refer to my last post - the one about Maya getting bigger, FASTER. Well, after today, I think I like her tiny and immobile. Yeah the crying sucks. The sleepless nights suck even more. The fact that she doesn't tell me "Mami, I love you" is no fun, but when she gets to 2 years old and she terrorizes someone's house, I am in for it. So let's slow it down a bit Maya. Just a wee bit. Stay little until forever. I don't want toddler craziness yet.