Did I not say my child is a nutcase?

I got a little bold, a little confident with the battle and the last two days, i've just let her do her thing. No forcing her to sleep. no swaddle in the day, no stopping her from napping. Naturally, because she is starting to get use to sleeping in the death swaddle, she can't sleep without it. She startles herself awake all the time and maybe sleeps a maximum of 30 minutes and is back up. She gets really exhausted.

Yesterday, I had a band of toddlers come over. I'll get back to that story, but for now, I think it was God's message to me to enjoy her little. Because DAAAMN, it was chaotic and overwhelming and it was just 3 little ones. So before the posse came over, she was fighting her sleep. I death swaddled her, and no fight - she knocked RIGHT out. She slept through the whole chaos in the house.

So because she didn't sleep much, and napped a little, I assumed the night time would be easy. Eight o'clock rolled around, she got her bath in nice warm water, a warm bottle with a shot of rum in it (JK, but I wish I could give her something to knock her out all night), and into her bed she went. She was out for the count at 830.

So I jump into bed at 9ish, watch a little TV and out of no where, she starts fussing. I give her. her paci and continue watching TV. The battle starts at 930 and she starts to scream and squirm. What on earth Maya? Did you have a power nap and are you ready to party now? All I kept thinking was, "she'll wear herself out, she'll wear herself out!" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE. It was 10, then 11, then midnight and she kept the fight going. I would reswaddle her, and reswaddle her, and put a paci in her mouth. She'd fall asleep, or maybe I'd fall asleep, but regardless, I wouldn't hear her. Then, she'd be back at it, screaming, fussing, angry. I checked her diaper, thought she might have doodoobombed but nothing. I didn't get what the hell her problem was. All this time, she's screaming while Martin is trying to sleep. hahaha. Oooops, sorry Martin.

A.D.D. moment! I'm watching 16 and pregnant. WTF? Why are these hill billy teens having children? And this white dude with dreads is KILLIN me! I can't imagine having a baby at that age. That's insane. You can totally see how they are all children still themselves. It's hard for me as an adult. Wait, am I an adult? LOL

Ok, so going back to my vampire. All I kept thinking was, man I spoke too soon, she's turning back into a vampire. Let me go get the garlic from the kitchen. By the time I won the fight it was her time to feed so I warmed the bottle up and she was out for the count! So was she still hungry? That girl can eat, but then she barfs too much and the doctor said she has reflux. What the hell am I suppose to do? I'm just going to start feeding her more and see if it helps her be a little more darn content. Sheesh.

Ok, I'm audi 5000. Man, this 16 and pregnant got me trippin. Why does this fool have a hat that says boobie? What on earth??

And they are fighting and leaving their baby in the car? Oh dear lord! Someone call CPS on their asses. CALL THE PO PO!