Why don't you like to go poo? I feel it is important to have a bowel movement everyday. It reassures me that your insides are working and I'm not ruining them with the concoction of formula and cereal the doctor recommended. Please poo today. I don't mind doodoobombs, in fact bring that baby on! I just want you to POO! So let me have it. No doodoobombs in the water though. That's too gross to clean up.
While we are on the topic of things I need you to do....I really need you to accept the death swaddle and stop fighting it. It wears you out, and no matter how many times you fuss and fight, I will just get up and wrap you back up.....tighter. So let's just both make life easy, I swaddle, and you sleep. We all know you like to sucker punch yourself and it wakes you. With the swaddle, you can nap for 3 hours vs 30 minutes. So give up. Throw in the towel. Just stop fighting because your momma rules you.
With regards,
Your mother
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