Here is a tip:

The music soother, the one that plays water/nature sounds, use it. It works. I can put Maya in her bassinet, awake and play the soother, and she's out on her own. Only wish it worked this good at night. See, I'm a good momma after all. I soothe her with a machine!

Now my question is, where and how to use it in her crib when she outgrows her bassinet. Which btw, seems soon because she's a long ass baby. She's definitely my grandpa Tonio's great granddaughter. He was a tall man, so is my baby brother and every other man on my mom's side of the family. You should see her foot. She's got a humungous foot with some long toes. Whoa! Poor kid. Hope she doesn't end up like Paris Hilton with a size 11 shoe trying to find cute heels.

Speaking of my grandpa, when we thought Maya had balls (thanks Pettit, thanks), we had thought to name her Antonio. Poor kid, we were calling her a "he" for quite some time. Thanks Pettit, thanks. No really, when we did the u/s at work, I thought I saw weiner too. I was walking around saying "I have a weiner inside me! I have a weiner inside me!" hahaha Moded.