Daylight savings time?

Wtfuckyou day light savings.

I just woke up with Ama. Looked at the clock on Martin's nightstand - "oh 530ish, time to get up." I then proceed to grab my phone and it says 4:50. I sure as shit thought I was having a nightmare. I rubbed my eyes, look at it again and yes, yes, it was 4something AM. Googled DST and yup, fall back time. Ugh. I hate you DST. Go choke and die.

Also, how do 30 something year olds go out and party every weekend? Dude seriously, you are old. The club scene has teeny boppers with fake IDs in em. Don't you feel ancient? Like you walked with Jesus? I hella couldn't do it. Shoot I don't even remember when is the last time I drank. And I know it was ONE drink because I'm super lightweight now. And you know what, I'm alright with that. I can't be getting trashed and wake up hungover with 2 kids. Omg thinking of that scenario makes me wanna shoot myself in the foot.

So to you ancient grandmas and grandpas  out there, who of course don't have children, keep enjoying getting wasted because life is over with kids. No more teeny bopper clubs haha. 

Ok I can't keep my eyes open. Don't even know if this makes any sense.