Let me start by saying I just heard the little werewolf wake up and fart. She is sooooo my kid!!
I'm awake because I have to comb my vampires hair to avoid nasty lice. Every morning I wake up to do it because if I allow her dad to do it, he'll send her to school with a side part and untangled hair. So here I am, waking up, sleep walker.
What was the point of this entry? I completely forgot.
So I'll end it now, with letting you all know I want a donut. I'm no longer pregnant and still have cravings for a donut. Why???? Ugh. I want a damn old fashion donut or a cake donut with sprinkles. I'm going back to sleep. My 1st born nocturnal human has left the building. The other is snoring. Bye motha fuckas.
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