My child just deuced in the water!

I am a proud momma. Yes, I said it, I'm very proud of her. Wanna know why? She's been constipated for the last I don't know how many days, and just as I put her in the warm water just to relax her, it must've relaxed her butthole because she let out two big turds. I was so proud, I was ready to take a picture of the dookies. HA! But I then thought about it and realized not everyone would be as happy and proud as I am.

Which leads me to let you all know, FORMULA is EVIL! Yes, it is the culprit behind the constipation. Due to circumstances beyond my control, I was unable to continue breastfeeding which made me real sad. I'm still pumping (occassionally) in hopes that I can once again pop the boob out and give it to her. In the mean time, I'm providing her, her nutrients through evil formula that's got her all stopped up. I was going to resort to sticking my finger in her butt to unclog her. I was tempted people, tempted. I didn't do it.

I am just so proud she dookied even though she did it in our sink where we place our dishes in. So what? She poo'd and I now feel she is no longer stopped up.

Wow, the things you become proud of when you become a mother. Well, I would be proud of any bowel movement I think. I'm just open to poos and pees. Shoot, her farts I'm proud of. They sound like adult farts, especially the ones that accidently squeeze out when I pull her legs up for diaper change.