Death by lack of sleep.

I'm nauseas this morning. Why, you ask? Oh because I'm running on roughly 5 hours of sleep. I tend to have headaches and stomach issues when I don't sleep well.

Well, Claudia, that is what to expect with a newborn. You can't complain

Oh contrar monfrar (you get the jist), I don't have a newborn yet. Dracul number 2 is still in tow, hanging out in my basketball belly.

Well Claudia, why are you not sleeping?

The answer lies in my lil offspring sleeping in the next room. Yes yes, Maya strikes once again. Going to sleep a 130 am. Yes you read that right, ONE THIRTY AM.

We left the house yesterday so the cleaning lady could get down on my filthy house.

All hail my cleaning lady, she did a number on the house ....

So we left, ran some errands and on our way back from Palo alto, boom! knocked out vampire. I didn't think it was a big deal. 30 min nap, not gon' hurt nobody. Well I was wrong. Dead wrong. So wrong.

It was a fight to the death. Starting at 10 pm.
"Maya if you go to sleep, I'll take you to Eli's art show."
Oh I wanna go to Eli's art show!
"Well time to go to sleep."

This happened for roughly 1.5 hours. Even through us watching "The Walking Dead" she kept talking to us from her room, and asking question, not.....going.....to.....sleep.

I couldn't stay awake and fell asleep at midnight. I don't know how long later before I feel a lil being in the center of my bed. I roll over from my slumber and there is Maya...

Mami I wanna sleep with you.

Omg I was ready to die. Die. Martin finally went back into her room with her, and sat on the floor next to her bed until she fell asleep at 130ish.

I had to wake up at 8 to go to Eli's art show and all I felt was a huge headache, and nausea. Ugh.

I cannot deal with a walking vampire and a newborn and this is the life I'll have in the next few weeks. This is unreal. How do I tame a beast??

I don't think prayer will help me. And coffee will only make my nausea worse.

Shoot me. In the head.
Instead I will die a death by NO SLEEP.