There is never a day off in mother hood

I don't feel good.

Not like, oh my god, I'm sick and I feel chills. But my stomach hurts, I haven't stopped doodoobombing and I feel like my insides are going to come out of me.

I can't catch a break. Maya is non stop. I wish there was an "off" button for her. So she just chills. Wish she'd just play in one place and enjoy her toys. Instead, she is up and about and I'm having to chase her throughout the house and then run to the restroom in the middle of it all.

This will be a chapter in my book.

Chapter 7

It's shitty to want to shit, when you can't shit, because your kid won't let you shit.

I don't know why I say that will be chapter 7, maybe it will be chapter one. No, because I think I want to start the book with "You won't die! It's hard, but you won't die!"

Anyway, gotta go. Got the energizer demon on my side!